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Da Ali G Show |
 Aug 10 2004, 03:46 PM
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 NY chew through the machine  Group: Staff Alumnus Posts: 12543 Joined: Jul 13 2003 From: Pittsburgh. Member No.: 380  |
Any fans? The show is currently in its second season. The next episode airs Sunday at 10:30 PM.
I just love this program to death. The reactions Sacha gets are hilarious. Plus, it shows great talent that he's able to play three very different characters in Ali G, Borat and Bruno. Borat's segments, "BORAT IN USA" are usually the funniest, but I laugh through the whole thing. One of my favorite moments occurred when Ali G was interviewing some experts on voting. He proposed that there be no voting age and we instead let anyone vote who has pubes. He said, "Am I wrong that if there's fluff on the muff then she's old enough?"  Great stuff. Anyone else appreciate this show? -------------------- And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the fun house cast.
And I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass!" C-Money and Karl Kash |
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Aug 10 2004, 03:49 PM
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 why so serious Group: Staff Alumnus Posts: 8611 Joined: Jul 9 2003 From: 1537 Paper Street Member No.: 366 |
I've watched bits and pieces after Trailer Park Boys. I haven't seen enough to comment, though.
--------------------  FUCK YOU!YouTube / CD Collection / Reviews 1. Hot Fuzz |Wright, 2007| *** 2. Disturbia |Caruso, 2007| *** 3. Dirty Love |Asher, 2005| ** 4.Transformers |Bay, 2007| ***1/2 |
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Aug 11 2004, 02:20 AM
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 Now that you've said my name...  Group: Member Posts: 1715 Joined: Nov 9 2003 From: That small little island that used to rule the world before America Member No.: 707 |
I've been a fan of Ali G for years now. He started off with a five minute slot on a crappy late night tele with The Eleven O' Clock Show (as did Ricky Gervais of The Office fame). Then it all just esculated for him to the point where he got his own TV show and then his own movie.
If you have a region free DVD player, try and get hold of his earlier stuff aswell, it's all classic. -------------------- “‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
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Aug 11 2004, 04:01 AM
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 Movie geek  Group: Elite Member Posts: 1565 Joined: Jan 13 2004 Member No.: 844 |
I only saw one episode when I had cable and I thought it was the funniest thing ever
I am hoping there wil be a dvd release soon that way i can watch the rest of the episodes --------------------  |
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Aug 12 2004, 10:53 AM
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 Not a for real cowboy Group: Elite Member Posts: 3000 Joined: Nov 29 2003 From: A Hilbilly's basement in Pittsburgh Member No.: 773 |
I too am a huge fan of Da Ali G Show. My avatar is of Borat the Middle Eastern character on the show. The funniest moment this season came when Borat performed at a country music club. And Thunder, the first season is going to be released on August 17.
If you see the Jew coming You must be careful of his teeth You must grab him by his money And I'll tell you what to do Throw the Jew down the well So my country can be free You must grab him by his horns Then we have a big party Throw the Jew down the well So my country can be free You must grab him by his horns Then we have a big partyyyyyy. -------------------- Cocaine flame in my bloodstream
Sold my coat when I hit Spokane Bought myself a hard pack of cigarettes in the early morning rain Lately my hands they don't feel like mine My eyes been stung with dust, I'm blind Held you in my arms one time Lost you just the same -Ray LaMontagne It's best to chain your The Gimp to a moving car at least once in order to show him who the boss is. |
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Aug 22 2004, 11:58 PM
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 Melodies From Under The Covers, Out Now. Group: Member Posts: 865 Joined: Mar 21 2004 From: Pittsburgh, PA Member No.: 940 |
I just got the complete first seazon. I'm hooked.
"My name is Boutros, Boutros, Boutros Gale. Put down your guns and listen to Bob Marley." -Boutros Boutros Gale "You are hung like my friend. Can I touch?" -Borat "Check yourself before you reckyour self. Biggat." -Ali G "Well my one friend took about fifty of those (ecstasy tablets). And the people on the Eggahm to Grinich bus said he drove it better then ever." -Ali G "I'z be from Stainds, beautiful city" -Ali G. -------------------- |
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Aug 23 2004, 02:51 PM
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 Group: Staff Alumnus Posts: 7469 Joined: Jul 6 2003 From: The Bluegrass State Member No.: 346 |
I have never watched it but saw a clip. Looks hilarious, I may have to check it out fully sometime.
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Aug 23 2004, 03:56 PM
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Not a for real cowboy Group: Elite Member Posts: 3000 Joined: Nov 29 2003 From: A Hilbilly's basement in Pittsburgh Member No.: 773 |
Last night's episode was hilarious. My favorite line was Borat telling someone of his previous occupations. One of them was Gypsy catcher
-------------------- Cocaine flame in my bloodstream
Sold my coat when I hit Spokane Bought myself a hard pack of cigarettes in the early morning rain Lately my hands they don't feel like mine My eyes been stung with dust, I'm blind Held you in my arms one time Lost you just the same -Ray LaMontagne It's best to chain your The Gimp to a moving car at least once in order to show him who the boss is. |
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Aug 23 2004, 04:03 PM
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 ...the blind man dreamt he was blind. Group: Staff Alumnus Posts: 6857 Joined: Jul 10 2003 Member No.: 372 |
I've seen it a few times on Showcase up here, and it was pretty funny, nothing I'd watch religiously but still funny.
-------------------- The were proclaiming the end of the world, remption through penitence, the visions of the seventh day, the advent of the angel, cosmic collisions, the death of the sun, the tribal spirit, the sad of the mandrake, tiger ointment, the virtue of the sign, the discipline of the wind, the perfume of the moon, the revindication of darkness, the power of exorcism, the sign of the heel, the crucifixion of the rose, the purity of the lymph, the blood of the cat, the sleep of the shadow, the rising of the seas, the logic of anthropophagy, painless castration, divine tattoos, voluntary blindness, convex thoughts, or concave, or horizontal or vertical, or slping, or concentrated, or dispersed, or fleeting, the weakening of the vocal cords, the death of the word.
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Aug 23 2004, 04:10 PM
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 Group: Staff Alumnus Posts: 447 Joined: Feb 4 2003 From: Isle of Wight, England. Member No.: 185 |
Didnt realise it was shown over in the United States, has any seen the movie Ali G Indahouse (2002)
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Aug 23 2004, 08:26 PM
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Melodies From Under The Covers, Out Now. Group: Member Posts: 865 Joined: Mar 21 2004 From: Pittsburgh, PA Member No.: 940 |
Yea, I have. Ali G Indahouse sucked...the show is just so great making a movie doesn't work. And with that said; the movie was just soooo horrible. The whole prime minister thing and the saving of the rec center. Bleh.
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Aug 24 2004, 02:45 PM
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Not a for real cowboy Group: Elite Member Posts: 3000 Joined: Nov 29 2003 From: A Hilbilly's basement in Pittsburgh Member No.: 773 |
The season finale was hilarious. I especially loved the Bruno portion of it.
-------------------- Cocaine flame in my bloodstream
Sold my coat when I hit Spokane Bought myself a hard pack of cigarettes in the early morning rain Lately my hands they don't feel like mine My eyes been stung with dust, I'm blind Held you in my arms one time Lost you just the same -Ray LaMontagne It's best to chain your The Gimp to a moving car at least once in order to show him who the boss is. |
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Aug 30 2004, 08:06 PM
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NY chew through the machine Group: Staff Alumnus Posts: 12543 Joined: Jul 13 2003 From: Pittsburgh. Member No.: 380 |
Ahh, I'm so obsessed with this show. It's quickly becoming one of my all-time favorites. It's just so ingenius. Anyone who doesn't love it has no sense of humor.
Some assorted great quotes from Season 2, which just ended recently: (Borat is going house-to-house with a man running for Congress) We will not leave until you swear on the eyes of your child that you will vote for him. (Borat is at a job interview) I can also sniff out traitor in the group. And when I find them, I can finish them. Yeah, like, when I was applying for a job at McDonald's, I said I would be a great employee, but when I got the job I was eatin' like 40 McChicken sandwhiches a day and sellin' a little of me ganja on the side. They finally fired me when they found me boning me julie in the bathroom with the Ronald McDonald costume on. - Ali G (Ali G responds to Pat Buchanan, who said that The Passion was a great religion teaching tool) Yeah, but I heard that Lethal Weapon 3 was just a bit better. Doesn't you think it's a bit of a rip off of Gladiator? Aren't you afraid that since it's made so much money that they'll just make a sequel with the bloke coming back to life or whatever? (Ali G is talking to some female Pro Lifers at an abortion protest) Has eivver of you had an abortion? No? Well, shouldn't you try something before you knock it? Like, I used to be really anti-Burger King and then I tried the flame-grilled Whopper and it was, like, amazing. (Ali G is still at the abortion protest and is talking to a priest.) Are you so anti-abortion because you yourself was aborted? No, I wasn't aborted. Has you ever gotten a ho preggers? (repeated three times. the priest replies curtly.) No. Is that because you use connies or 'cause you fire blanks? ...This interview is over. (SO FUCKING CLASSIC! )In America, there are many job opportunities for Kazakhstani people. For a man: construction worker, taxi driver, and accountant. For a woman: prostitute. - Borat (Borat has gotten awfully drunk while tasting wine with two older men. He treats them like they are his best friends.) My mother never love me. Sometimes she said that she wish she was rape by somebody else. Ahh, I could go on and on. I need to buy Season 1 pronto. -------------------- And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the fun house cast.
And I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass!" C-Money and Karl Kash |
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Aug 30 2004, 09:56 PM
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Melodies From Under The Covers, Out Now. Group: Member Posts: 865 Joined: Mar 21 2004 From: Pittsburgh, PA Member No.: 940 |
"What is the death penalty?"
-Ali G "The death penalty is the highest method of punishment in the United States." -Some geezer, I think Newt Gringritch "Iz it true that you get a last meal where you can get anything you want?" -Ali G "Yes, I believe so." -Geezer "Well isn't the danger there that some one will order an all you can eat buffet, and that he will be eating fo'eva and not get killed." -Ali G The Geezer just stares at him for a while. So many other great moments. Another funny one was when he was trying to get another geezer to admit that Hilary Clinton was a lesbian. Hahaha, you have got to see it. -------------------- |
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Aug 31 2004, 07:08 AM
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Not a for real cowboy Group: Elite Member Posts: 3000 Joined: Nov 29 2003 From: A Hilbilly's basement in Pittsburgh Member No.: 773 |
Wow. Those last two posts about killed me.
-------------------- Cocaine flame in my bloodstream
Sold my coat when I hit Spokane Bought myself a hard pack of cigarettes in the early morning rain Lately my hands they don't feel like mine My eyes been stung with dust, I'm blind Held you in my arms one time Lost you just the same -Ray LaMontagne It's best to chain your The Gimp to a moving car at least once in order to show him who the boss is. |
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