Battle Royale: Travis Bickle vs. Jake LaMotta |
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Battle Royale: Travis Bickle vs. Jake LaMotta |
 Jan 30 2004, 03:38 PM
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 they call me Mr. D(lord knows why)  Group: MJ Movie Junkie Posts: 14984 Joined: Nov 21 2002 From: Marshalltown, Iowa, USA Member No.: 81  |
Travis Bickle
 Stats Movie: Taxi Driver Height: 5'9 Weight: 160 lbs Claim to Fame: Saves lil' girls, trys to kill presidential candidates, and when he gets really teed off shaves his head in a mohawk and that's when ya better watch out. Creepiness Factor: Well there's definitely something to be said for a guy that takes a woman out to a porno theater on the first date. He should have at least waited for the second date for that. Probably isn't too fond of children either as the whole mental unstability factor might scare them away. Special Abilities: Great at talking to himself in the mirror, can hide and then use various firearms and keeps coming at you despite being shot in the neck and shoulder. Most importantly he got's da connections wit "Easy Andy." As a side note if you ever need to clean off the cum and sometimes the blood in your back seat he's your man. Weakness: Lacks proper dating etiqite and isn't too fond of flowers. VS Jake LaMotta  Stats Movie: Raging Bull Height: 5'9 Weight: 160-220 lbs Claim to Fame: Middle weight champion and noted for his nightclub where sometimes even lil' girls are allowed. Creepiness Factor: Little bit, Little bit. I heard things bout this, heard some things. Special Abilities: When he's not pounding your face in can make you laugh with bad jokes, assuming he's not busy worrying about his overdone steaks. Can take a beating, lossing pints and pints of blood while still standing on his feet. Weakness: Finds out how old girls are by how they kiss, which sometimes can be an innaccurate measure. Needs to spend a little less time eating and more time fucking so he won't have those problems up stairs. ALRIGHT IT'S ON!!! Face to face, to the death who will win? -------------------- |
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Jan 30 2004, 04:49 PM
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 Drink no wine before it's time  Group: Member Posts: 4359 Joined: Jun 2 2003 From: Saginaw, Michigan Member No.: 281 |
LaMotta, because he likes his steaks done the right way.
-------------------- "Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me." - Federico Fellini
"A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad." - Samuel Goldwyn "Cinema is a matter of what's in the frame and what's out." - Martin Scorsese |
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Jan 30 2004, 04:56 PM
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Group: Member Posts: 1972 Joined: Aug 18 2003 Member No.: 483 |
Travis Bickle--he has a gun.
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Jan 30 2004, 05:02 PM
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 Kenneth The Badass Group: Banned Posts: 1120 Joined: Oct 4 2003 Member No.: 611 |
Jake is a woman beater Travis should snap him.
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Jan 30 2004, 05:30 PM
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 why so serious  Group: Staff Alumnus Posts: 8611 Joined: Jul 9 2003 From: 1537 Paper Street Member No.: 366 |
Travis Bickle
--------------------  FUCK YOU!YouTube / CD Collection / Reviews 1. Hot Fuzz |Wright, 2007| *** 2. Disturbia |Caruso, 2007| *** 3. Dirty Love |Asher, 2005| ** 4.Transformers |Bay, 2007| ***1/2 |
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Feb 12 2004, 11:02 AM
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 When you see your own photo, do you say you're a fiction? Group: Member Posts: 302 Joined: Dec 11 2002 Member No.: 103 |
Jake winds up for the punch. O-o-oh, Travis shoots, scores!
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If you think life is hard you should try the alternative |
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Feb 12 2004, 03:32 PM
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 NY chew through the machine Group: Staff Alumnus Posts: 12543 Joined: Jul 13 2003 From: Pittsburgh. Member No.: 380 |
Travis. He's one baaaaaad motherfucker when he wants to wipe some scum off the streets. And Jake LaMotta is definitely scum.
-------------------- And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the fun house cast.
And I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass!" C-Money and Karl Kash |
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Feb 12 2004, 09:51 PM
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 The Great One Group: Member Posts: 1107 Joined: Feb 9 2004 From: Portland, Oregon Member No.: 889 |
Why argue about it if one is armed and one isn't?
In a fight, the professional boxer LaMotta would wipe the floor with Bickle. -------------------- "Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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Feb 13 2004, 06:28 PM
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When you see your own photo, do you say you're a fiction? Group: Member Posts: 302 Joined: Dec 11 2002 Member No.: 103 |
This just in: Jake LaMotta run down by a hit and run.
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If you think life is hard you should try the alternative |
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